i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
Reblog and I’ll send you a goddess based on your blog, like this:
last time it was RPG heroines but yo goddesses are cool too
please PLEASE PLEASE have your submit open- if you don’t, I have no way of sending anything to you (and it’s likely why you never seem to get anything like this)
ps cut off is 1,000