I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
3d printing can be used to print sonograms i.e. life size developing babies. These 3D sonograms are used to help blind expectant parents “see” their babies.
Hey parents, want an action figure of your future kid?
Okay, but what if you baked one of these into a king cake as a way of announcing that you were pregnant
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
posting since i haven’t seen it on tumblr to reblog yet
enjoy justin bieber falling face first on your blog everyone
THE KID WALKING BY OMG CRYIFGN
this makes me happy when i’m sad
that kid is like who is this idiot
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
We’ve been taught a woman’s body will cause men to sin. We’re told that if a woman shows too much of her body men will do stupid things. Let’s be clear: A woman’s body is not dangerous to you. Her body will not cause you harm. It will not make you do stupid things. If you do stupid things, it is because you chose to do stupid things.– How to See a Woman: A Conversation Between a Father and Son
(Source: girlbreakout)Via the siren whales
CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY
Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.