HappyWithWhoTheyAre

singlernom:

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

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(Source: taggedwhat)

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hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

Via 26days-of


My generation got a cheap college education when we were young, and we’re getting good retirement benefits now that we’re old. Pretty nice. But now we’re turning around and telling today’s 20-somethings that they should pay through the nose for college, keep paying taxes for our retirements, and oh by the way, when it comes time for you to retire your benefits are going to have to be cut. So sorry. And all this despite the fact that the country is richer than it was 50 years ago, and will be richer still 50 years from now.

But at least today’s kids don’t have to worry about being drafted. That’s something, I suppose.

– Kevin Drum (via littlelottechristina)

(Source: majoringindebt)

Via 26days-of

foodnun:

Teacher: your research paper is due next week

Me: image

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peppermonster:

a very real world reaction to the superhero concept


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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Via Laugh-Addict!

durinian:

Some day Robert Downey Jr. is gonna win an Oscar and he’s gonna be like “I don’t like to be handed things”

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(Source: samandriel)

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I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

(Source: grates)

Via My name is Rod, and I like to party.

(Source: divinefitness)


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